Name: Little Beepo
Skill: Fucking Miserable
Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.
no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good
okay, let me start out by saying that the whole shooting fireballs from your hands thing is awesome as hell. thanks for showing it to me. but, just so you know, this is way outside of my specialty as a gastroenterologist. if you want to make your fireballs stronger, you should schedule an appointment with a rheumatologist.
rheumatologists specialize in inflammation
Cryptid of the Day: Specs
Description: On March 11th, 1959, scuba dover Bob Wall claimed to have seen a massive, 5-6 ft crab/lobster off the shore of Miami Beach, Florida. Wall named the creature “Specs” due to its massive eyes that were mounted on two slender stalks. In addition to that, the creature sported six, hairy legs.
Cryptid of the Day: The Red Ghost
Description: According to legend, starting in 1883, people around Eagle Creek, Arizona saw a large red camel, ridden by a decomposing skeleton. One story tells of a woman who was trampled to death by the beast. One man shot the creature, only to discover the corpse was tied onto the camel’s back by leather straps.
what if we were ibuprofriends :)
Obsessed with animals that don’t immediately understand something and just tilt their head about it. Does it make any more sense at a 45° angle, bud?
people associating autism with being intellectually superior has been detrimental to society
